[Mental Mickey]

$100,000. Is that all? Most "winners" of the Yahoo/MSN lottery scam get offered seven figures at least. If I were you I'd hold out for a better offer. You're bound to win it again next week. I've won it at least twenty times that I know of. I'm thinking of writing to "The Times" and asking them to put me on their new "Rich List". The Duke of Westminster has nothing on me. I've won billions in online lotteries just because I have a working email account. I've now got so many billions I don't even answer all the new prize-winning emails as I want all you ordinary people to have a chance!And yes, I am being sarcastic! If you believe this rubbish about Yahoo Lotteries then you'll believe anything. I've got some magic beans you can buy if you like. £50 each or 3 for £200. Hurry up before they're gone!