BALONEY... SHE EAGERLY SUBMITTED!!! HERE IS THE WHOLE STORY THAT CHRISTIANS HIDE TODAY... ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN?...The Blessed Virgin Mary must have felt very pleased when she was ***ually or spiritually "overcome" like in an orgasmic experience by the power of God the Holy Ghost! She was a teenager in full puberty. She was very eagerly submitting to the advances of the proxy agent Saint Gabriel that God the Holy Ghost sent to fix a deal with her. She didn’t hesitate for one moment to comply with the request of a perfect stranger! So it was not a rape, but more like a hottie young girl's dream to lay God the Holy Ghost come true!. So it appears that as soon as Saint Joseph leaves the house on an errand and the Blessed Virgin Mary stays home alone, God the Holy Ghost “overcomes” her in a most divine copulation of unprotected *** ever recorded in religious history resulting in a positive pregnancy. She was never married to God the Holy Ghost! Saint Joseph is not the legitimate father of the Baby God the Son Jesus Christ! So what does that make Jesus, but a Holy b-a-s-tard? There are plenty of vulgar words that we can use to describe him, but since the Early Church Fathers came up with the brilliant idea to bestow on Mary the title of Perpetual Virginity nobody would dare to call Jesus any vulgar name! So no matter what kind of ***ual relation she might have had with God the Holy Ghost MARY’S VIRGINITY WAS NEVER COMPROMISED. Today, God the Holy Ghost would have landed in jail, but in those days it was very common for young girls to blame any questionable pregnancy on a deity of some sort. That is why none of the Early Church Fathers ever questioned the "virgin" birth. They claimed that a lot of Jewish girls were eagerly expecting to mother the Divine Messiah, but that only Mary was the lucky one! She kept it a secret from Saint Joseph for 6 months! When he found out that she was getting big with child he was going to dump her. The Virgin Mary assured him that she was going to be the mother of God. Fortunately Saint Joseph had a dream that same night confirming her statement so he kept her! Most Christians believe that the Saint Joseph – Blessed Virgin Mary marriage was never consummated. Today Saint Joseph is the Guardian Saint Protector of the Blessed Virgin Mary’s Perpetual Virginity and the Saint Protector of all the Christian believers in the World!Because of the Holy Trinity connection, the Blessed Virgin Mary became recognized as the Mother of God conceived without the “original sin”™. Always virgin! Her hymen was not torn neither during the intercourse with God the Holy Ghost, nor during pregnancy or at delivery! She is defined as a “Perpetual Virgin”. That is a miracle verified by Saint Salome to the fullest satisfaction of Christianity! Nobody can prove any abuse! In 1950 it became a Church dogma that she ascended bodily into Heaven! Now she is officially the Queen of Heaven and the Mother of God! I don’t believe that she would be complaining about any statutory rape or abuse…!!! God compensated her beyond her wildest dreams!====================== The Blessed Virgin Mary was really drenched in Holy Sperm from head to toe like the Early Church Fathers report! Why doesn't any preacher talk about it?GOSPEL OF SAINT BARTHOLOMEW
http://www.gnosis.org/library/gosbart.htmChapter II (2)3 Bartholomew therefore said unto Peter: Thou that art the chief, and my teacher, draw near and ask her. But Peter said to John: Thou art a virgin and undefiled and thou must ask her.4 And as they all doubted and disputed, Bartholomew came near unto her with a cheerful countenance and said to her: Thou that art highly favored the tabernacle of the Most High, unblemished we, even all the apostles, ask thee to tell us how thou didst conceive the incomprehensible.5 But Mary said unto them: Ask me not concerning this mystery. If I should begin to tell you, fire will issue forth out of my mouth and consume all the world. 6 But they continued yet the more to ask her. And she, for she could not refuse to hear the apostles, said: Let us stand up in prayer14 And when she had ended the prayer she began to say unto them: Let us sit down upon the ground; and come thou, Peter the chief, and sit on my right hand and put thy left hand beneath mine armpit; and thou, Andrew, do so on my left hand; and thou, John, the virgin, hold together my bosom; and thou, Bartholomew, set thy knees against my back and hold my shoulders, lest when I begin to speak my bones be loosed one from another. 15 And when they had so done she began to say: When I abode in the temple of God, on a certain day there appeared unto me one in the likeness of an angel. 16 And straightway the veil of the temple was rent and there was a very great earthquake, and I fell upon the earth, for I was not able to endure the sight of him.17 But he put his hand beneath me and raised me up, and I looked up into heaven AND THERE CAME A CLOUD OF DEW AND SPRINKLED ME FROM THE HEAD TO THE FEET* (*this is not hard to imagine if you already watched some bukkake movies!), and he wiped me with his robe.The Blessed Virgin Mary never lost her virginity according to THE PROTEVANGELIUM OF SAINT JAMES
http://www.newadvent.org/fathers/0847.htm19. And the midwife went forth out of the cave, and Salome met her. And she said to her: Salome, Salome, I have a strange sight to relate to thee: a virgin has brought forth-a thing which her nature admits not of. Then said Salome: As the Lord my God liveth, unless I thrust in my finger, and search the **** parts, I will not believe that a virgin has brought forth. 20. And the midwife went in, and said to Mary: Show thyself* (*spread thy legs!), for no small controversy has arisen about thee. And Salome put in her finger, and cried out, and said: Woe is me for mine iniquity and mine unbelief, because I have tempted the living God; and, behold, my hand is dropping off as if burned with fire.