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Old 18th February 2008, 12:56 AM
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Default What would jesus say if he visited yahoo answers.?

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Old 18th February 2008, 01:47 AM
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I think that jesus would wonder why so many people tlak about him constantly...and wonder why they dont follow what his teachings really were....
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Old 18th February 2008, 03:08 AM
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I can't presume to put words in my Saviors mouth... but He would probably wonder why I was spending my time here... so goodbye.... for now at least.
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Old 18th February 2008, 07:38 AM
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That many of those posting questions and answers (ie. non-Christians) are going to be abandoned in a fiery hell for eternal tortures, which Jesus will refuse to release them from.
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Old 18th February 2008, 11:46 AM
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I think God talks through some of the answers. He know what's in the hearts of man. He is never happy with so much hatred. Somehow there is still love that shines through. Amazing.
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Old 18th February 2008, 01:33 PM
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He would say, "These are my beloved Children, listen to what they say because I am well pleased with them."
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Old 18th February 2008, 02:27 PM
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Jesus would love all my answers cuz he loves me and I love him and I like how his holyness feels inside of me.
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Old 18th February 2008, 06:20 PM
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He would probably be all over the fundies like white on rice. I imagine that there would be some serious online smiting as he attempted to clean house. He would then probably get the addresses for the atheists and roll by for a beer and some darts later.
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Old 18th February 2008, 09:09 PM
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He would show love to every1
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Old 18th February 2008, 11:33 PM
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Eli! Eli! Lama Fabuckthani!My balls were crushed into shreds of flesh and these people think I am a God when I was only a thief on a cross cursing the Jews who got me sent up for crucifixion on the holy day of the Passover.And that other thief named Jesus was just as unlucky when the Christ was free and laughing his head off at the Jews.AMEN!
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